Here We Are Again....

Back to talking about Animal Crossing New Leaf for Nintendo's 3DS. Now, for those of you who don't know, I've had a very love and hate relationship with this game ever since I picked out a bad map a while back. Well, actually it was more like a feeling a mild claustrophobia as I slowly wandered around the map and realized as I walked, "THERE'S NOT ENOUGH SPACE TO BUILD ANYTHING HERE!"
Seriously, though, those maps defy the laws of physics. You can have an area of land that looks it hold like two or three buildings tops and be about a mile wide and long IRL, then find out, it can only fit one building. One tiny-ass building. I know they operate based on the number of squares per feet or something like that, but seriously -- where did they come up with freaking logic?
It's freaking mind-boggling, if you ask me.

Anyway, though, I decided that I want to overcome those feelings and challenge myself with an Animal Crossing Nuzlocke challenge, and just have fun with it. No themes. No trying to outdo Aika Village because let's be realistic here, I'm afraid of Paranormal Activity -- I can't kill a bug without bursting into tears. Why would I want to outdo Aika Village?
No, the only real goal is to keep with the challenge and have fun with it. Overall, I just want to build the town of my dreams. Which is where the scifi movie references and self-obsession comes in.
As you can see the town is named Skynet after the evil corporation from the Terminator movies. I decided to go with that because I thought it was an awesome name with a good reference that would grab people's attention. It actually wasn't my first choice, though. My first choice was actually Leafshire, but it was too long, sadly.
The mayor of Skynet is named Emerald after my birthstone. If and when I mention her again in upcoming posts, I'll probably refer to her as Emme/Emmy for short.
Overall, I really like the town, though I have been experiencing a bit of map anxiety. Hopefully, it turn out fine and I'll have picked a pretty decent town map.

In the screenshot, you can also see my villagers, most of whom I'd already encountered in previous saves. Though there are some newcomers, one of whom I'm hoping will leave as soon as humanly possible. But from left to right, they are Hopper, Snake, Eloise, Sally, and Bubbles.
They're a pretty good bunch, IMO. Though I freaking hate Snake. Don't ask me why. I just do. I really, really want him gone, but since I'm playing a Nuzlocke, I'm probably just gonna have to deal with him.
Speaking of which, here are the rules of the ACNL Nuzlocke challenge:

1. You must set one of your villagers catchphrases to cough. They have the plague. If all your villagers start saying cough, you must reset your town.
2. If a villager asks to move, you have to let them. 
3. You can time travel, but not to get villagers out.
4. You may not reset for maps or villagers. 
5. No glitching. You can accept glitched items though.
6. Beetle farming is not allowed, you may only use fruit/shells/Stalk Market/selling random stuff.
7. You can ONLY use your town fruit, your Island fruit and the fruit from Isabelle. You can take off up to 3 of these rules to make it easier. You can also add rules. 
Nuzlocke Rules
And, yeah, I will be ignoring some rules. Numbers one, six, and seven specifically, and while I won't be resetting for villagers or any of that stuff, I will be attempting to adopt them out when it is time for them to move.

Nerdy MJ Reviews Cardcaptor Sakura Omnibus Book 1

***WARNING MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS***

Title: Cardcaptor Sakura Book 1 (omnibus)

Author: CLAMP; Nanase Okawa

Artist(s): Mokona, Tsubaki Nekoi, and Satsuki Igarashi

Cardcaptor Sakura was originally published in 1996-2000 and is quite possibly one of the most popular magical girl manga in publication. The story centers around fourth-grader Sakura Kinomoto, who has been chosen to recapture the magical Clow Cards after awakening the Cards' guardian, Cerberus -- AKA Kero -- from a book found in her father's library. From early on, it is made clear by the author and artists that Cardcaptor Sakura was intended to be a children's manga. However, due to the story, which captures the reader and makes the book ultimately unputdownable and the beautiful artwork, it is easily something that can be enjoyed readers of all ages.
But because of the overall theme of love -- all kinds of love -- human to creature relationships and acceptance, some might believe that the book is more suitable for open-minded, adult readers. Even in this first omnibus book, which collects volumes 1-4 of the series, we see examples of same-sex romance and pedophilia. Because of the pedophilic relationships -- yes, there's more than one -- I would not recommend this book for someone under the age of thirteen and fourteen, and would urge adults to remind the readers that it's really just a story and things don't work that way in the real world.
Anyway, despite what some may consider a somewhat controversial theme the story, overall, is incredibly upbeat and moving. We see characters struggling to overcome their hardships with each other for the good of others involved, and Sakura's optimistic attitude is incredibly contagious and will leave the reader feeling good once they've finished. This really is a story anyone can enjoy reading, though. It has everything -- action, romance, drama, and comedy.
Not only that, but this is an example of some of CLAMP's finest artwork ever. I don't think anyone can look at the characters in this book and say they aren't all beautiful in their own way. While it is possible for some to argue that the artwork is too girly for male readers to enjoy, I would like to remind you that this does fall into the shoujo genre and really, since when is artwork "girly"? I didn't realize that artwork had a gender unless you're referring to the use of flowers and Lolita style outfits Sakura dons throughout the book, in which case you're just being gender biased. Hate to break it to you.
In any case, do not discount this book because it is a magical girl shoujo and certainly not because of the artwork. If anything, the artwork is one of the things that this series so great. There are so many beautifully depicted panels in this book, it's hard to describe them all. Plus, because it is an omnibus reprint, the book also includes some of the most beautiful color prints I've ever seen in any manga.
Overall, I'm going to give this book an eight of ten. The story grabs the reader tight from the very beginning and the artwork is beyond beautiful. Again, it's definitely something you do not want to pass up. Trust me. If you missed this series in the 1990s, go out and pick up a copy of the omnibus now. You won't regret it.

New Gender Options On Facebook

In recent years, Facebook has come a pretty long way in proving themselves to be a supporter of LGBT rights. A few years ago, they altered their profile settings, so that bisexual users like myself -- thanks, Facebook -- could update their profiles to state they were attracted to both sexes. Then this morning it was announced that Facebook had again updated the profile settings. This time, however, they edited the settings to include more than fifty different terms for users to use to describe themselves and their gender. Facebook also added three pronouns choices for users to select from: him, her, them. The new settings can be seen in the picture below, which was taken from the Huffington Post website.

I think it's pretty safe to say that this is a huge step for Facebook, and a supporter of trans rights, I applaud them for taking this step. I think it's awesome to see a little bit more love and acceptance in the world as opposed to....Well, that other yucky stuff. Hopefully, we'll get to see more awesome stuff like this from other social media sites in the future.
We need more stuff like this in the world, so thank you, Facebook. 

Social Anxiety: What It's Really Like

Recently, someone tried to give me some advice on how to make friends after I explained to them that I have social anxiety and that makes it hard for me to make real friends. They said I should go to a place where I'm likely to meet like-minded people that will want to be friends with me. Huh.
I never realized it was that easy, but that's probably because I have social anxiety and it doesn't work that way for me.
Going to places like the movies or the library or a bar or a club is probably how most normal people make friends, right?
That does not work for me. It just doesn't. If I go to places like that and find someone I want to be friends with, I have to walk up to them and keep myself from having an anxiety attack. That's something that's pretty hard to do when A) you have no control over your feelings of anxiety and B) you're too busy, worrying about whether or not the person you're trying to talk to thinks you're a complete and total idiot. It usually doesn't work and the anxiety attack usually leads to a depressive bipolar swing, which could leave me feeling horrible about myself for days on end.
I wake up every day, feeling like I'm seconds away from having an anxiety attack. There is a constant pressure on my chest caused by the pounding of my own heart. When I go out in public, I don't look at people, I don't talk to anyone, and I stay as far as away from crowds and people as humanly possible, so I can try not to worry about whether or not they're judging me or making a joke at my expanse. If I see someone I want to talk to, I don't talk to them because I don't want to have to worry about humiliating myself and having an anxiety attack. I constantly try to make decisions that other people would approve of, so I don't have to worry about them judging me.
Everything I do from the way I cut my hair to the clothes and food that I buy is decided for me, based on the positive or negative reactions I get from other people. Even when I go online to a social media website or a forum, I think carefully about everything I post or say. I don't talk about how I'm feeling because if I do, people will find me whiny. I don't talk about a normal in my life because if I do, people will find me boring. I don't talk about the things I don't like because if I do, there's a chance someone will assume I'm talking about them and start a scene. I don't talk about my accomplishments because if I do, people will think I'm trying to get attention.
I essentially don't talk to anyone about anything, except my husband, and if I do post something personal online, it's usually about my husband, our cats, or movies or television and even then, I worry about whether or not someone will go out of their to accuse me of not having a life. I really feel like I don't get to make friends because I'm just constantly on edge and afraid to.
No one needs to tell me that this is no way to live. I know it isn't and I feel horrible that I can't just go out and meet people like everyone else. Or that I get so hung up on people that I used to be friends with or who were just nice to me for no reason that I'll go out of my way to please them, even if I know they're bad for me or if I know they want nothing to do with me for some reason or another. I know it makes me look pathetic like some lost puppy dog or crazed fangirl, and believe me, if I had a choice I would give up my attachment issues in a second, but it kinda comes with the territory, unfortunately. I also know that I don't need people to tell me how to make friends because I know that I can't do it. Or, at least, I know that I can't make friends like everyone else.
I'm not stupid. I learned how you're supposed to make friends in preschool just like everyone else. It simply doesn't work.
I just need people to understand that and to understand why it's so horribly insensitive to say thing like, "Oh, you just need to go out and meet people" to me. Hopefully, one day, I'll be able to friends that will understand that, but for now I'm happy that I have my husband who loves me and our little cats. They're my family, and I love them. They make me happy. That's all that matters.

Why Are People Criticizing J.K. Rowling?

Last week an article was released about an interview J.K. Rowling did with Emma Watson. In the article, it was revealed that Rowling felt uncertain about the RonxHermione coupling she created in the books and felt that Ron and Hermione would likely need couples' consoling. Then she said she felt like Hermione was probably better suited for Harry. Ever since, Potter fans all over the internet have been completely flipping their shit.
I mean, seriously, I don't agree with the idea of Hermione marrying Harry, but I never agreed with the idea of her marrying Ron, either. Honestly, I always kind of saw her getting Neville since her and Harry were too close, she fought with Ron too much, and Neville seemed like the only secondary character mentioned that wasn't a total douchebag or a complete idiot. Although, admittedly, it seemed like Malfoy and Snape rounded out a bit....Sort of.
That aside, I know extremely well insane dedicated fangirls and fanboys can be, but I also know how loyal they can be, too. So I'm actually really shocked that so many people are judging Rowling because of her opinion about the characters she created over something as petty as a freaking fanpairing -- oh, I'm sorry -- shipping. I find it especially shocking that people accuse her of trying to "remain relevant" now that Harry Potter is over and done with.
Yeah, because she probably called the magazine up and asked them to do interview herself. *Insert sarcasm*. She is J.K. Freaking Rowling. She invented Harry Potter and kick-started the fantasy genre hype again. A Lord Of The Rings movie would have happened eventually -- hell, there's probably a less famous one floating around that only super fans know about -- but do you really think it's a coincidence that movie came out the same year as Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone?
It's called marketing, people.
So, again, while I don't agree with Rowling's opinion at all, I think it is incredibly ridiculous that people who claim to be fans of her work are reacting to this with such hostility. I'm startled to see how quickly and easily dedicated fans can change or forfeit their alliance to a writer as brilliant as Rowling over something as small as shipping or fanpairing or whatever. Apparently, though, the fact that she wrote the childhoods of an entire generation of people who for years and years loved work doesn't matter now that she suddenly has an opinion about her work. That makes me sad.
That makes me so sad. It makes me feel like the fandom has abandoned her to a degree, and that's horrible, especially considering it's over such a little thing. I still think Rowling is an amazing writer, though, and I respect her opinion on the whole pairing situation. I don't agree with her and I'm definitely not saying she was right, but I don't really care that her opinion differs from mine because she wrote the series. Let her think what she wants.
That's my opinion on my subject.

Series To Look Into

 

Usually, I like to wait until after a series is finished, so I can buy the graphic novels in order to save money, but lately there have a couple comic book series that have come out that I just couldn't say no to buying immediately. You can see two of them in the picture above, and I apologize for the poor lighting. It's not easy when your only camera comes in the form of your 3DS >.<
The first series, though, isn't shown in the pic. That series is The Amazing X-Men: Return Of Nightcrawler (#1-5). That series actually came out a few months ago, but because of the stores I frequent, I actually didn't stumble upon until early January and I haven't finished collecting it just yet. I still need issues #4-5 both of which were out of stock last time I went to the comic book store. So chances are I'm going to have obtain them online and, hopefully, not for ridiculously more than what they're worth.
Anyway, the main reason this series is worth following is because it is the return of Nightcrawler, who perished from the Marvelverse a few years ago when he was stabbed through the chest by a freaking Sentinel. Personally, I've been a fan of Nightcrawler ever since I first learned of his existence in the early 2000 cartoon show X-Men: Evolution. I mean, yeah, that show deviated a lot from his actual character into the comics, which I've also come to love, but it was still an awesome character with a cool backstory and kick-ass fighting abilities and mutant powers. So I've been following him in the comics ever since and was actually pretty devastated when I found out Marvel had killed him off. I mean, if nothing else, Nightcrawler was a HUGE fan favorite, so who didn't see that one coming?
They never kill off fan favorites! Well, almost never....
But if you guys are big Nightcrawler fans like I am, then you should definitely give this series a look. It's funny, exciting, and full of action. It also features the return of another famed fan favorite that those of you who grew up with the 80s Marvel cartoons will be happy to see.
Another series I've taken a liking to and think is worth following is the Infinity: Heist series. It tells the story of a lowly villain turned....Well, into something else. I won't say what for the sake of avoiding spoilers.
It is definitely a good read, though, and I really like that it's told from the point-of-view of Marvel villains rather than heroes. This is the first series I've encountered with that perspective, though I know there are others that exist. I just haven't been able to find them yet.
The third series I decided to follow and think you guys would like is the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012) series from Kevin Eastman, which I will actually be following in graphic novel format. I posted a review of it yesterday and you can read it here Nerdy MJ Reviews Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Vol. 1.
Finally, the last series I decided to follow (for now -- there will be more in upcoming weeks) is the new Inhumanity series. I'm not gonna lie. When I first heard about this series, I had no interest in it whatsoever.
The Inhumans had never really been something I was interested in and because they seemed to be more fantasy-ish rather than scifi. Honestly, when it comes to fantasy, there isn't really much I like. I'm not even a huge Thor fan, but then I decided to give Inhumanity the benefit of the doubt and pick up a copy.
I was glad I did. Even though everything that's happened to lead up to the series is a bit hard to follow, it still turned out to be a great read and I'm definitely looking forward to picking up a copy of the next issue. I don't know if I'll subscribe to it, but this is definitely something I'm going to enjoy if only to kill the time.
These are the series I've decided to follow in the past few weeks, and I think you guys should give them a try, too. That's it for now and I'll post more on this subject later.  

Tabletop & Card Games

Not really sure how often I'm going to post about this subject because it's something I just recently got into. The reasoning behind that is actually because I had some pretty negative experiences with people, meaning other nerds, who into stuff like this in high school and I just haven't been able to move past the experience until recently. I do have my own dice, though, and I'll post pics of those for you guys to see on Twitter and stuff, and I have played both MtG and DnD. I've also played the Pokemon card game.
So what you will more than likely be seeing on this page is just announcements for the MtG and Pokemon sets, and probably an announcement on when the DnD version is going to come out and a review of that. I'll probably also give reviews about other things like Marvel Heroclix and other tabletop games as well. I'll also probably be addressing the issue of sexism in the nerd community, not specifically involving this subject, but you'll probably see a label for this page on those posts because I know it's something I will experience more than once.
For now, though, I think I'll post a pic my first Marvel Heroclix figurine, which I bought today. I'm actually really excited to play this game specifically because I imagine it'd be a lot like doing a Marvel text-based RP like what I've seen in forums. Unfortunately, I've been involved with a Marvel text-based role-play simply because I've always wanted to in-cannon RPs and no one else wanted to play in-cannon. They always wanted to make OCs.
Anyway, here are before and after pics of the Heroclix.

Before

After

In case you can't tell, I got Lady Deathstrike for my first figurine, which is really awesome because I think she'll make a really cool villain to play with. I also really like Heroclix because the figurines are really cheap whereas with DnD or figurines for other tabletop games, you could end up paying twenty dollars and up for just a tiny, little piece of painted plastic that's not even the size of the average action figure. I get that it's about collect-ability and rarity, but that's still a lot of money for something that's small enough to be a choking hazard to small children. Especially when you have bills to pay.
Because of that, I think I'll probably end up buying a few generic DnD figurines that I can use interchangeably for some of the classes whereas I'll buy the Heroclix figures more regularly because I only paid $3 for my Lady Deathstrike figurine. If I wanted to, I could go back to the store tomorrow and get two more for $5.
Also, I just now realized that I've been referring to them as figurines throughout the entire post and I'm sorry for that. I'm pretty sure it's incorrect, but my husband always calls them figurines. Not miniatures, and I just picked it up from him. I'm sorry for that.
Anyway, I know I'm probably going to have to do a lot of saving for the Heroclix books and the rest of the supplies needed to play the game, but for now, I will keep you guys posted on my experiences with DnD will probably even post some scans of my character sheets once I get them finished. 

Nerdy MJ Reviews Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Vol.1: Change Is Constant

***WARNING MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS*** 

Title: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Vol. 1: Change Is Constant

Author: Kevin Eastman & Tom Waltz

Artist:  Kevin Eastman, Dan Dancun, Ronda Pattison, Robbie Robbins

Back in the 1980's, the original TMNT comics by Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird, published by Mirage Studios, were some of the most popular comics probably ever written or thought of, and they're popularity led to a pop-culture phenomenon known as "Turtle Mania". It led to the release of comic book spin-offs, a cartoon series, and a live-action movie. Turtle Mania continued into the early 90's after the release of a not so great sequel to the original live-action movie and, seemingly, died altogether after the release of the third live-action Turtles film.
The hype did begin to pick up again in the early 2000's when 4Kids began running a new cartoon series on their Saturday morning cartoon block based off a new series of comics by Kevin Eastman, but it was nothing, IMO, compared to the more recent TMNT hype that was jump-started by Nickelodeon when they announced they were going to air a new CGI-animated cartoon series. This took place in 2012 shortly after the Micheal Bay blow up, I believe, and then directly afterwards, a new TMNT comic book series was announced.
The graphic novel I purchased today collects issues 1-4 of that new comic book series with art and story by Kevin Eastman, Tom Waltz, and Dan Duncan. It's full of references to the original comics, movies, and cartoon series, which includes the art style in the book, which is characteristically Eastman. Or, at least, pretty close to it. Now, the art itself isn't a huge turn-off, but the fact that they decided to give all of the Turtles red masks is simply because it makes really hard to identify which Turtle is which. Even with the pages printed in color, it's not always possible to tell them apart by their weapons until you're a few panels into the fight scenes.
That aside, I am definitely feeling the new take on the Turtles' origins, but it is a little a confusing and I'm hoping everything will be explained in the second volume, which I hope to purchase soon. What's confusing about it, you ask?
Well, in this incarnation, we find three of the Turtles living with Splinter, desperately searching the streets of NYC for their lost brother, Raphael. Cool. I like that. It would be totally unsurprising if someone -- *cough*Leo*cough* -- pissed off Raphael to the point where he would actually run away for a while. In fact, he has -- in the movies, the 2003 cartoon series, etc., etc. So like I said, it's really not surprising and it's a great plot twist to the typical TMNT origin story.
The problem is that, according to what I've read of their origin story so far, none of the Turtles nor Splinter have had any ninja or martial arts training whatsoever and yet, they know ninjutsu. Or Splinter does, anyway, and even Raph, who supposedly got amnesia while he was lost in NYC, knows how to handle himself in a fight. Though, honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if the Raph in this book only knew, like, street fighting that he picked up from random gang members who attacked him just because he was....Well, him.
So while I'm loving the plot twists that I've read about so far, I'm really not loving how confusing the story is at this point or the lack of multicolored masks, which just makes things even more confusing. I am hopeful, though, that this will all get cleared up in the second volume, which I'm hoping to purchase soon. Probably sometime next month. However, because of these little faults in the art and story, I'm only going to give a six out of ten.
I would still definitely recommend picking it up and giving it a good read, though, because even though the story was a bit confusing, it still does a damn good job at pulling you in and keeping you hooked. Not to mention, the Turtles are a household name a for reason. I've met people who have never set foot inside a comic book store once in their lives and know who the Turtles are. It's an awesome story full of unforgettable characters and unbelievable action. So if even you're not a Turtles super fan or just plan don't like them, I would definitely say that you should pick up this graphic and read it through. If you didn't like 'em before, I'm betting you would now.
Again I'm giving this book a six out of ten, but I'm extremely hopeful that the next volume will do better.
Thanks for reading guys.

The First Game

Most people will probably own a few hundred video games -- for console, PC, and otherwise -- if they are lucky. But, usually, there is going to be one game that will stand out more than all the others. One game that will always hold a special place in a gamers' heart, forever and eternity.
That is the first game you ever buy. The game that started you on the path of a gamer. That you hand-picked yourself from behind a shining glass case and spent weeks trying to beat afterwards because we're pretending that everyone has hand-eye coordination as bad as mine right now.
For me, the very first game I ever owned was Glover for N64 system.

Not gonna lie, I never finished playing it and that is something I truly regret. The truth is, though, I was eight years old and absolutely terrified of the game's main villain, Cross-Stitch. I mean, I had played other games with my friends and family, but the villains in those games -- Sonic the Hedgehog and Super Mario Bros. -- were bright, colorful, familiar cartoon characters that I used to watch on Saturday mornings. Cross-Stitch was none of those things and, in short, he scared the crap out of me. That made me really hesitant when it came to playing this game, so I mostly just sat and watched my mother and brother play the game instead.
I also wasn't very good at video games as a child. In fact, I was terrible at them. That probably stemmed from the fact that for an embarrassingly long time, I believed that if the characters died in the game, then they would die in real life as well and I am prone to anxiety attacks. Plus, again, my hand-eye coordination is not the greatest. So when it came to video games, I was the last one to be picked or allowed to play in my family. I didn't get a chance to play most of time until my mother and brother had already gotten bored or frustrated with the game and decided to call it quits for the day.
Again, I mostly just sat and watched, which is probably where my love of let's plays came from.
The other reason, I didn't finish this game was because when money started to run out in my family, video games and toys were among the first things to go. I still remember the day my mom boxed up most of our N64 games and movies and took them to the pawn shop. I was beyond upset. We couldn't have had more than ten games, at most, maybe fewer and I was really looking forward to eventually finishing Glover. I mean, yeah, Cross-Stitch terrified me, but I still loved Glover. He was awesome -- he turned an ordinary rubber ball into a weapon. What isn't cool about that?
I decided to write this post for Throwback Thursday. Hopefully, you guys know me a little bit better now.Maybe one of you guys loved Glover just as much as I did when I was a kid or maybe not. Either way, feel free to tell me about the first game you ever owned was in the comments below and your experience with it. I'm looking forward to it.

An Anniversary Tribute To....

The Sims!

Fourteen years ago today, the Electronic Arts gaming company and Maxis released a spin-off to the hit city-building game, SimCity. The spin-off was known simply as The Sims and was considered groundbreaking as it was one of the most successful life simulation games ever released. As of March 22, 2002 the game had sold more than two million copies worldwide, making it the most popular PC game in history.
Since the release of The Sims, there have been two sequels made -- and a third awaiting release (The Sims 4) -- both with multiple Expansion and Stuff Packs, and numerous spin-offs of the original game, including The Sims Stories, MySims, and The Sims Medieval as noteworthy examples.
Due to the game's enormous popularity and success as well as my own love for the franchise, I have decided to dedicate this post to EA, Maxis, and The Sims franchise. With that, I would like say, happy anniversary to The Sims! 

Nerdy MJ Reviews Jurassic Park

***WARNING MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS***

Title: Jurassic Park

Author: Micheal Crichton

We've all seen the classic, Stephen Spielberg movie that taught every 90's baby that it would be beyond terrible if dinosaurs existed in modern times. But today I still meet people that have no idea that this iconic blockbuster ever existed in paperback form as a New York Times' bestseller. Meaning, they've never heard of the book and have no idea who Micheal Crichton is.
No offense to them, but I knew that Jurassic Park was a book when I was nine. I took it home from the library, opened it up, and then stopped reading less than three pages into when I realized I had no idea WTF Crichton was going on about. I didn't know what a prologue was and I still can't pronounce Procompsognathus. So, needless to say, I decided to put off reading this book until I was older.
Well, I just finished reading it.
The writing is awesome, although some of the comedic scenes came off a bit campy times, which was a turn off for me, personally. I loved the entire first half of the book, though, and I get the hype. Mostly.
For me, this book kind of started to go downhill after the T-rex attack and not just because I realized the one in the movie was about ten times cooler and more terrifying. It's not because I think Crichton is a bad writer, either. I don't. I think he was probably one of the last few amazing scifi writers.
It's because I hated his freaking characters. Mainly, Dr. Ian Malcolm, who had actually been my favorite character from the movie. As far as the book goes, though, I can't f*cking stand the guy. Let me explain why.
We're all familiar, I think, with the lecture Malcolm gives John Hammond in the JP movie along with paleontologists Grant and Ellie. About how the scientists working for Hammond are unethical and lack moral, and it's true. They were unethical and they did lack moral. Not to mention, they were probably the stupidest f*cking scientists I had ever heard of in my entire life. Who in their right mind could possibly think it would be a good idea to not only clone carnivorous dinosaurs, but to place them on island full of people -- or that, technically, would be full of people?! I mean, really those scientists were just polishing their own egos by doing that. I get that and I totally agree with what is said in the movie.
In the book, though, Malcolm just doesn't berate the scientists of Jurassic Park. No, no, no. He goes onto to berate and rant about scientists and science, in general. And it goes on and on for numerous chapters almost right up until the end of the book. In case you're wondering if that could possibly get old after a while, the answer is yes. Very much so, yes. For numerous reasons.
For example, isn't a mathematician a type of scientist -- isn't mathematics and chaos theory, which Malcolm practiced and studied, used in science?
Not only that, but listening to Malcolm drone on and on about the evils science made me wonder if the cultural impact this book had on society in the 1980's and 90's had anything to do with the way some people view science today -- you know, as evil and unethical? I'll just let you guys think about that for a minute then.
Anyway, Malcolm is not the only character that was ruined for me in this book, I can assure you. There are several other things that made me not like it nearly as much as I thought I would have. I won't go into the biggest one, though, because would give away a ginormous spoiler and I'm pretty sure you guys would not appreciate that.
My rating for this book is going to be a six out of ten. The writing is awesome and the story is great, but scientific inaccuracies -- yes, because I care about those, even though I decided not to bore you with the details of an actual velociraptor -- and the cast of characters killed it for me, I'm sorry to say.
Would I recommend it to other people, though? Yes, definitely, especially if you're big into scifi like I am. Can't promise that you'll enjoy it, but yes, I would definitely recommend it.
That being said, I'm still hopeful that Crichton will have redeemed himself with The Lost World, which I will be reading in the future, despite this less than enjoyable reading experience.